Eris Windbell

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The title of most long-suffering member of the ONION Knights could perhaps be said to belong to its leader. Though once but another lowly peon, Eris Windbell ascended into both greatness and misery (as well as great misery) after the departure of the company founder.

Since that day, Eris has led the ONIONs through many trials, perhaps most notably the Great Onion Tea War.

Eris previously spent most of his time roasting in the cookfire set outside the company housing, but he has recently moved to drowning himself in the ONION pond. Rumours that he may be trying to either cause or prevent further suffering can be neither proven nor disproven at this time.

Probably smells like cheese.

Quotes
"just kick me"

"you people"

"This isn't a democracy"

"For the record, I would go with the slave labor"