Asher Mc'cloud

Asher Mc'cloud is a frequently-absent master of torture. He was found in a Halatali wearing nothing but his tiny coeurl beach briefs and immediately adopted upon exiting.

Asher spends much of his time waxing lyrical about the culinary delights he has most recently created and feasted upon.

Despite this, the man is known to be Too Good For His Own Good, and he can frequently be found throwing himself directly in front of natural disasters, plagues, and other unstoppable forces. Tragically, he is not an immovable object.